I just stuffed some yarn puke back into the center of a gradient cake. Suddenly the image of stuffing guts back into a sea cucumber popped into my mind. It could have been worse. I could have thought about a Dr. Pol episode.
Thursday, January 28, 2021
When I go to Ravelry, like most, it is usually to scout out some free patterns. I don't explore outside the Pattern tab very much. Today was an exception. I noticed Friends on the drop down menu. No surprise, I don't have any friends. If I had a friend on Ravelry, that person might be tempted to report me to be kicked off Ravelry. My world view is probably not the sort that the Ravelry admins would like.
On the line menu at the top of the Friends page there was Neighbors. What could that be? Geographical neighbors? It turns out that my Ravelry neighbors are people who have posted projects using the same patterns I used in my posted projects.
My first 'neighbor' had four project patterns in common with me. However, the shocking part was that this person has 16,222 projects, of which only 31 had been completed. That leaves 16,191 Works in Progress. Let that sink in.
I feel guilty if I have six WIPs. Each WIP is in a separate project bag and I've only got so many project bags. If my 'neighbor' had 16,191 project bags, maybe someone on Etsy might be getting rich.
I'm hoping most of the 16,191 WIPs are items that would more properly belong in the Queue menu item. That's where all my aspirational patterns are listed. I currently have two items in my queue. Even having 16,191 items in a queue would seem to display a lack of sorting and prioritization.
Maybe Discovery will come up with a show called My 16K WIPs Life. Sounds kind of kinky when it's put that way.
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
1. Asian flu pandemic 1957. Well, I was a toddler so I don't recall so much. Apparently that year measles were a greater threat to me. Measles hospitalized me; I was packed in ice to reduce my temperature.
2. Hong Kong flu pandemic 1967-1968. I remember this one well; I was a teenager. We were on vacation at Carlsbad Caverns. In a crowded cafeteria we shared a table with a woman from the West Coast who was sniffling and snuffling. After we got home we all came down with the flu. It was bad. My Dad took it the worst. He was a three-pack-a-day smoker and he ended up in the hospital with double pneumonia. It damn near killed him. No ventilators then, just an oxygen tent. In the USA 100,000 death were attributed to the Hong Kong flu. There were a million deaths world wide. If they quarantined anyone I never heard of it. Businesses did not close. Life went on. I don't remember any crisis mentality.
3. Swine flu pandemic 2009-2010. I don't recall this Swine flu pandemic nearly as well as I remember the 1976 Swine flu outbreak. I think the press kept the reporting low-key.
4. CCP virus pandemic. Of all the many names for the current pandemic I like CCP pandemic best of all: Chinese Communist Party pandemic. I found that names in the Epoch Times. Because I am retired my life in the 'lock down' is not much different than before. Just glad I live in a rural area where I can go outside and walk around all I want. The biggest differential I have noticed between this pandemic and the earlier pandemics is the damn, awful 24/7 news coverage. So much jabbering from people who have a lot of opinions and not enough facts or good sense. Unfortunately my husband insists on watching one of the business news channels all day long. I expect people discussing business to be rational. Instead there is way too much hair-on-fire disinformation.
Since everyone else is jabbering, here's my bit: I think the lock down has reached the point where the Law of Unintended Consequences is taking over. Those Consequences will soon be more harmful than anything the lock down is intended to prevent. The effects on mental health and the economy are becoming a greater risk to our well being than the virus.
Friday, March 27, 2020
I ordered a new laptop. While I waited for the new one to arrive, I got along with some work-arounds. Ctrl-Alt-Del got a workout. To open applications I had to use Task Manager\File\Run New Task. That works well if you can remember the application name that the System expects. There was one application, a scanner manager, that I never did figure out, even after a long search of the registry.
Wednesday the new laptop arrived. I was pretty good to myself: 1Tb Solid State Drive and 1Tb conventional hard drive. Plenty of memory. The graphics card is not the very best, maybe in the tier just below because I don't want the kids coveting this laptop for gaming.
I made a mistake during the set up which resulted in my C:\Users account name being different than what it had been on the old machine. Fixing that in the registry took a lot of time because that file path appears in many registry entries. I wish I could have found an easier way to change that. I can't be the first person to have that problem.
I have spent two days migrating into the new machine. I used an external hard drive to move files. I audited the files to ensure the same number of files were on both the old and new machines and in all the same places. Setting up email was not too difficult. I checked and double checked all my connection settings.
Most everything went well until this afternoon when I tried to get into my Google Adsense account. The Google Login security raked me over the coals. Being on a new machine probably raised some flags. It doesn't help that I have two Google accounts; that part of the problem is my fault. I ended up in a loop that started with Google Security wanting to verify my account by re-entering my password. I submitted the password; it gave no indication that there was a problem with the password. It looped me back to the screen where Google Security wanted to verify my account again. And the loop just kept repeating. So I selected the "Forgot Password" option to try to get out of this loop. After I changed the password, it put me through the same verification loop as before.
I futzed around with Google Security for over an hour. If Google Security ever steers you toward an option to use your phone with a screen lock to sign into your account, please, please please don't do it. It just put me into a similar loop and when I found the setting to turn that feature off, Google had warning messages designed to add fear to my loathing. I was so frustrated with all the rigmarole Google was marching me through. Has the testing of Google's Security user interfaces reached the level of human trials? Was I in the human trials? Was someone at Google getting paid to torture me, take notes and laughing about it? I was in such an internal storm that I don't even know what I did to finally get into Adsense.
This was not my first Google goat rodeo; probably won't be my last. I need some wine.
Saturday, November 24, 2018
First, we postponed our observation of Thanksgiving from the usual Thursday to the following Sunday. This was done so we could have a little vacation in New Orleans. It also allowed our kids to take the holiday with the in-laws and the out-laws.
On the Friday before Thanksgiving, the first day of the drive down to New Orleans, I had a bit of a scratchy throat. By the next morning it was a full fledged chest and head cold.
On Sunday Ron wanted to go to the WWII museum. I wanted him to go by himself and let me stay in bed. But he protested that we were on vacation to do things together. Pardon me for saying this but if he actually wanted to do things together he would learn how to knit. I got up and went to the museum. Fortunately, they had wheel chairs available so Ron pushed me all over the place. It's a good museum. You need a full day at least to cover all of it. It's not designed for little kids; I'd say it's best for a 9-10 year old and up. I just wish I had been there on a day when I felt like being alive.
The following day we went to the Audubon Insect Museum and the Audubon Aquarium. Both of these are designed to entertain the smaller children. The Insect Museum has a butterfly garden where you can walk among some exotic butterflies.
I never felt well enough to go out in the evening. Each evening Ron went out and got some rice and beans for me. Good thing I love rice and beans.
On the last full day in New Orleans, Ron said he was getting my cold. We went to the riverfront and took a little cruise on the Natchez.
We drove home on Wednesday, a 12+ hour forced march. The next morning Ron was very ill. He asked me where I got this Black Death of cold. I must of got it somewhere at home or work because I had symptoms well before I got to New Orleans. Today, Saturday, Ron is going to Prompt Care because he has a severe ear ache and is bleeding from his ear.
Fortunately he didn't argue about calling off or further postponing Thanksgiving.